I'm just a teenage shitbag, baby

read this if you don't want salmonella

I am a piss boy now.

You heard me.

Books, Horses, and Boob Bags

600 seconds

Touching Grass edition

Always shart first

I'm (fixating) so hard right now

I am allegedly pressing send.

My smart watch doesn't know I'm poopin

Plug up your holes... safely

I time traveled with Pete Wentz